Just Joke

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..
He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter &
jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him
& started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'

Singaporean : 'Of course.'
Malaysian : 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them
across to Singapore .'
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the
Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean : 'Of course.'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we
eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them,
transform them into jam, before we sell it across to
Singapore .'
This time, the Singaporean retorted : 'Do you have sex
in Malaysia ?'
Malaysian : 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean : 'Do you wear protection'
Malaysian : 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean : 'And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?'
Malaysian : 'Stupid question ! Of course we throw them
away.'
Singaporean : 'We don't. In Singapore , the
government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to
Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we
banned chewing gum in Singapore .'